Here is me inside a giant alligator bounce house, holding up a scuba diver's legs (he didn't make it)
Yeah, this is my fanny pack, and it is HOTT!
Look into the back window, you will find the naked booty of someone at the nudie 5k
The boys and I hanging in my mother in laws closet during a Tornado warning
So, I have this super fun, super honest friend. I really treasure honesty in people because it seems we are all so busy being nice that we are never honest. I understand that I often say more than I should but so many people just leave the truth out of all conversations. (off the soap box) This friend told me that I only hang out with the popular people, what the heck does that mean? I first of all don't really hang out with anyone, and if it's only the popular people you need to know, you are loosing cool points by hanging out with me. I wanted to give you a list of all the dorky things I do so that you can see me clearly and not through your rose colored lenses. (This might be hard for some of you to read, I am sorry to shatter the image)
1. I am making a list of all the dorky things I do.
2. I pee my pants when I am tickled
3. I sleep in my retainers
4. I like to show my kids up on the trampoline
5. I took my kids to the pool and sat there doing needle point the whole time, and liked it.
6. I run with a fanny pack
7. I asked my friend to take a picture of the fanny pack as evidence
8. I am too chicken to watch previews of scary movies
9. I obsess about cleanliness, not yours
10. I like to play scrabble (especially with my dyslexic husband)
11. I love paddle boats
12. I would rather have a coke than dinner (no I don't skip dinner, I would just choose the coke over dinner)
13. I have multiple photos of myself mooning in famous places
14. I run races at nudist colonies with all my clothes on
15. I laugh really loudly at my own jokes but no one else does
16. I am the funniest person I know
17. I love ketsup on steak, but I make Taylor ask for it
18. My favorite resturant is Gattitown
19. I know my foot is 9 inches long
20. Me and the kids hide in the closet every time there is a tornado warning (while Taylor makes fun of me from the other room)
I guess this is sufficient proof that I am a big dork! Hope you are a big dork too, but I doubt it. I only hang out with cool people after all.
